Joanna Ludlow

GAHAHAHAHAAAAAHH
that is a scripted version of my usually verbal frustration noises made most frequently during the time of exams

tomorrow i start my three day uphill exam climb, the top of this hill being my birthday and the bottom being macroeconomics aka burning lava death ground. Fortunately due to the sun, this exam period is about 5x better than december's.. the sunburns cayley and I acquired yesterday reminded me of goodness when i was in the library for 8 hours today, while sunburn does equal pain it also equals hope in some way or another meaning i probably got another 10 minutes of studying done because of it.. go TEAM!

this is probably my last post as an eighteen year old, i will become completely different after wednesday, i hear theres alcohol in the land of the nineteen year olds.. a very scary prospect. Its too bad my bro wont be up, it will be the first time i havent partied with him on our birthday.. sigh owell

even though i love ubc and talking about my poops and horrible querks on a regular basis.. and although i have no summer job prospects as of yet .. i'm still incredibly stoked for hometime .. home means rivers, lakes, ocean, mountains, forests, goodness, sun, surfing, camping, basketball and lots of sleeping, drinking, eating and happiness. Home also means i get to frequent the CoHo (aka courtenay hotel) with my legal awesomness.. and this means i get to see the local strippers for the first time, yes its quite a right of passage for small towners.. mostly because these girls graduated either last year or the year before, it'll be some hearty laughing for me!

later BEECHEZ

ruth and i now have unicorn names, and tonight we got a little out of control

me= queen flippy tail stardust
ruth= baby cinnamon blossom shiny hoof



Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I like my name better

queen flippy tail stardust says:
hm

queen flippy tail stardust says:
like cinnamon plants even have blossom you tool

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
in the land of my little pony, small details like that doesn't matter

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
everything is magic

queen flippy tail stardust says:
whoa.. you got that name from my little pony?

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
no, but my unicorn lives there

queen flippy tail stardust says:
you're such a phoney... and phoney rhymes with pony so that statement is true

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
get with the times

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
where else would unicorns live

queen flippy tail stardust says:
um pleasure town... a way more sensual and rainbow filled place

queen flippy tail stardust says:
http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
what a glorious rainbow!

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
you have the website for my little pony?

queen flippy tail stardust says:
click on the games part

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
the "playtime" area?

queen flippy tail stardust says:
yes yes yes

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
Wow! look at all the amazing games that have the potential to keep me entertained for at least an hour! Butterfly Island adventure! Sounds exciting

queen flippy tail stardust says:
wow thats what im doing too

queen flippy tail stardust says:
i think im going to be 'minty'

queen flippy tail stardust says:
"pinkie pie" sounds a little pornstarish

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I don't get to choose. I just have to find crappy flowers. What a bitchy my little pony game.

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
OOh I found a pink one

queen flippy tail stardust says:
go to the 'rainbow wis

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I don't know what you are trying to say. you are typing like a six year old infatuated with my little pony

queen flippy tail stardust says:
pretty pretty pink purple pon y pony

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
these games are pointless. you cant die. you just continue. I tried running into some fish....and nothing happened, they just continued on their merry way

queen flippy tail stardust says:
try the one where you catch butterflies while riding on a rollercoaster of fun

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
how are you getting to these amazing games

queen flippy tail stardust says:
by pony magic of course

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
perhaps at the amusement park...that was obvious. Why can't I navigate a childs site?

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
Wow, i am going to be sunny daze

queen flippy tail stardust says:
nooo go for pinkie pie

queen flippy tail stardust says:
she's the skanky pony... cast out from the happy ponys because she slept around of course

queen flippy tail stardust says:
ive now moved onto the my little pony dance studio

queen flippy tail stardust says:
i wonder if i can program them to takeoff their clothes

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I bet minty is actually her daughter, but its kept a secret in order to allow minty to live a normal life.

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I do not want to see any pony boob

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
did you send crissy over here? I was so ashamed

queen flippy tail stardust says:
yes.. yes i did.. i wanted the ashamed-ness to lie on more than just my shoulders

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
my screen was covered in pink, I couldn't hide it'

queen flippy tail stardust says:
plus the music... its always the music's fault

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
um, I don't know how to move my net

queen flippy tail stardust says:
space bar

queen flippy tail stardust says:
.. wait.. can you come see my dance performance.. it would mean so much to pinkie pie and other

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
wouldn'

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
t miss it for the world

queen flippy tail stardust says:
cayley's here to watch.. hurry!

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I just have to finish catching butterflies

queen flippy tail stardust says:
no NOW!

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
There is too many!

queen flippy tail stardust says:
olivia and cayley are here to watch

queen flippy tail stardust says:
COME

queen flippy tail stardust says:
this matching game is fun

queen flippy tail stardust says:
im already on the intermediate level

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I lost the site

queen flippy tail stardust says:
damn

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
and now I don't know what to do with my life to feel the completeness which my little pony had once provided

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
and I'm back in!

queen flippy tail stardust says:
i think i'll miss pinkie pie the most

queen flippy tail stardust says:
so nice and pink

queen flippy tail stardust says:
and always so smiley

queen flippy tail stardust says:
you know.. she just made me feel so good on the inside

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
yeah, minty did that for me. Until I ate her...she was minty.

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
this matching game, they all look so hot in their portraits

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
I want to be a pony

queen flippy tail stardust says:
good lighting i guess.. but they all look so good

queen flippy tail stardust says:
why do ponys get all the pretty genes?

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
what if an ugly pony emerged. I would hate to be that pony

queen flippy tail stardust says:
i want to be a pony too.. and if not.. alteast i want to be purple with a long a luscious pink and silver mane and tail

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
could I braid it for you? and feed you oats?

queen flippy tail stardust says:
that was probably pinkie pie before she sold herself for enough money to get plastic surgery

queen flippy tail stardust says:
yes but only golden oats

queen flippy tail stardust says:
oats OF GOLD

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
aren't you the spoiled little pony. I bet all the other ponies would hate you and gossip behind your back. Plus, eating gold would provide some killer indegestion

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
All I'm saying is that....maybe you shouldn't be such a bitchy pony, look to minty for inspiration

queen flippy tail stardust says:
a bitchy pony? wow calling me a bitchy pony is an act which in itself is bitchy.. therefore you are a bitchy pony too.. you should work that into your unicorn name you little bitchy pony ... example" bitchy baby cinnamon blossom stupid hoof"

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
what about queen bitch of the flippy tail bitchy stardust bitches

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
excuse me, I have a rehersal to attend to

queen flippy tail stardust says:
what about bitchy stupid fuck face baby cinnabitch blichty stupid rotten smelly hoof ugly fat

queen flippy tail stardust says:
you're rehersal sucks... i can sense the suck from here

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
My ponies at least won't stop and just stare at you after 10 seconds of crappy, at best 5.0 skilled "dance"

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
wow, I just watched their performance. It was flawless, all that back aching whipping, yelling obsenities and forcing them to only eat vitamined water because they were fat really paid off

queen flippy tail stardust says:
i have only contempt for the way in which you treat my kind

Baby Cinnamon Blossom Shiny Hoof says:
seriously, minty was getting a potbelly and it was kind of disguisting. Every time she jumped, it shook. all the other ponies voiced their concern, and so I had to act. she is now a healthy 95 pounds and is currently eating a healthy supper of lentil.

queen flippy tail stardust says:
minty is the lindsay lohan of my little pony world

heyoooo

2006 WHAT!

okay so i'm heading over to the v-town tomorrow (monday) and going shopping like crazy with momma hurray.. so i'll see those of you who are returning on time probably on tuesday and i seriously can't wait, but i totally dont want to leave home, the mox rocks my socks! ive seriously watched every disney movie since my return, and thats only half the fun of what comox had in store

well well this is going to be short.. i just wanted to know if anyone else was going back early... we could hang like mofos

peace OUT!

jojo

mm

I can't believe how much I like sleeping in now but alas i have been deprived of it for 4 months and its like im addicted now, actually thats been the bulk of my christmas vacation, uber relaxation woo!

i got decked out in lululemon from my rich aunt, its kindof like a guilty pleasure cause i was totally bashing it mostly because i couldnt afford it.. hm but rich people can hurray.. oh and i got speakers for my computer, perfect for blasting techno and having spur of the moment dance parties... i woke up to a very green and wet christmas morning and wouldnt you know there were about 10 baby reindeer grazing on my front lawn. it was very picturesque then out of what could have been a joe dirt movie came my neighbour in a red plaid jacket like ruth's and his 10 year old son drove their truck into our driveway and proceeded to load up the reindeer. our family huddled near the window and my mom, bravely opened the door a crack and said merry christmas. My neighbour got all excited and put off his reindeer recapturing to talk to my mom. He said the reindeer petting zoo business was not worth the trouble and they're loading them up and taking them back... back to the north pole i assumed. Anyway its always an adventure in the boonies even it our neighbourhood lacks reindeer at the moment.

well thats all the excitment from this end, its not much but i just felt like saying hi

jojo

ps ELISE HAD SEX

i haven't updated in awhile, plus I"M HOME NOW so i don't have much to do except play in our 2 inches of snow with my puppy, but i've already done that.

but i like doing these things... thanks cayley!

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME - Dusty Gibson
(first pet and street name)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME - Alice Macaroon
(grandfather/grandmother on father's side first name, favorite candy)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME - J Lud
(first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME - Bunny Highland
(favorite animal, name of high school)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME - Leah Cold Lake (by the sound of my name i think i'd be the girl who randomly hooks up with girls.. oh wait no thats L-word which is freakin amazing)
(middle name, city where you were born)

6. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME - Jeff Telus
(name of dad/mom, cell phone company you use)

7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME - Ludjoynel
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)

I can't wait to be a succesful detective with my super trendy name

anyway i made it home finally, i actually had to drag my duffle bag all the way to the bus loop from totem, people looked at me like i was some homeless person plus i was sweating like crazy, then i got to carry a duffle bag the size of me across Vancouver. On the bus a Hobo-man (what is the socially acceptable term for hobo-men/women?) asked me if i had any cheese to which i replied "mm i like cheese".. this reply seemed to confuse him and he started to rock back and forth and calling Garth "a weird looking old man." I started to laugh and then the hobo man got up and left the bus. From this experience i've come to a conclusion: i wish i were a hobo girl so i could act super weird and creepy and not have people think twice about it.

well i hope all you livejournal readers enjoy your christmas break cause i know i sure will, i'll probably update soon because i have nothing to do except relax and wonder when my truck will start working again so i can leave the boonies and maybe go downtown

cheers
joanna

How many songs:3299
Sort by song: 3am by Matchbox 20
Last Song: Zombie Nation Techno Remix by Kernkraft 4000

Top Five Most Played Songs:
1)Coldplay - The Scientist
2)Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Sprinfield
3)Coldplay - Parachutes
4)Oasis - Wonderwall
5)Sam Roberts - When Everything Was Alright

First song that comes up on Shuffle: You Owe Me an IOU - Modest Mouse

Search ....
"sex", how many songs come up? 7
"death", how many songs come up? 26
"love", how many songs come up? 165
"you", how many songs come up? 347

i don't want to write exams... i just want to go home

i'm home!

so today was pretty lax, i woke up in my bed with my puppy by my side...hurray. then i walked around my boonie neighbourhood and visited with the good old boys and then i watched oprah then i ate some amazing cinnamon buns, holy man

awkward moment of the day: i was in the bank with my mom and we were doing this banking stuff and i open up my wallet to get my card and the banker lady goes...'do you have some more id' and i go 'of course i do' so i shuffle around my wallet and what pops out? oh you know...a condom. so i condom fell out of my wallet in front of my mom, the banker lady (whos consequently friends with my parents) and of course all two thousand cameras in the bank.

all my friends are home so i'll need a good excuse to why im staying home and watching taped gilmore girls episodes with my mom...im sick? coughcoughsneeze

okay well seriously i miss all you guys already, i dont know what to do with myself when im not surrounded by 30 other girls..hmm

right thats all from me
take care over there!
love jojo

hey suckas

well woo i just finished my econ exam and returned to my floor and its dead like none other...its weird, ive never seen such little action on 3rd haida, sorry girls but im pretty dissappointed, seriously, most week days at 1:00 theres action in the halls, but 8:00 on a friday night?...nothing. But if you missed that last part i finished my econ exam, lets not think about how i did on it but more the fact that i finished it without cheating off the assumingly incredibly smart asian girls sitting on either side of me, behind me and in front on me. Thats okay. grrr

well i dont know what to update with, cayley already used the news of the toilet papering on monday night, oh monday night, a night full of action, coughactioncough.

anyway, tonight i did eventually dress up like a white trash girl complete with pregnant belly and trucker hat, and hey by the way apparently theres such things as "sexy white trash" i wont go through it in detail but it did involve quite a bit of skin..go figure

cheers, jojo

PS I FREAKING LOVE BEING 18, its sooooo much better than being 19, i mean, who needs fun gay bar experiences when you get to be 18

hi guys

this is mainly for chrissy because she so desperately wanted me to update it, i understand, i am also incredibly interested in my life as well

saturday was a pretty big bust, i sat in my room all day and managed to do nothing besides read a chapter for history, im actually pretty good at doing nothing, i could give lessons

OH YEAh i rearranged my room for maximum feng shui goodness, no more energy flowing out the door for jojo, except i dont know about this window business, hm tricky.

after that Pooth and Shermom did a very good job at convincing Luke and I to go down to fright night at the PNE, we went, it was sold out, and we left, no biggie. I did see East Hastings tho from the comfort of my public transit bus, i felt very well protected from the streets in the #135. On the bus ride back luke and i had to convince everybody who was dressed up why we werent dressed up. I guess "we were tired" isnt a very good reason for not showing halloween spirit. After all, i did tell my friend in Ottawa that halloween is a spirited state of mind spanning from friday to monday,' halloween is actually tomorrow, WE"RE GETTING CRUNK, .. ps what is crunk?

okay i dont know what else to say, i hope this was a satisfying live journal experience for everybody

jojo out

whats up elise, cayley and chrissy

well we all survived another dance, good job, i didnt see any of us grinding too much, i'm proud of everyone

i just found out i have 2 huge papers due november 18th, yay atleast i get to go home before that

i can hear totem football going on now except its nice out isnt it, im pretty sure when us girls play its going to be raining and cold and windy, welcome to BC winters people, we're going to have a wet christmas

oh yeah i think im going to get my nose pierced today...holy crap, at least im not going to get a tatoo, id probably be peeing my pants about now, sorry elise but tatoos make me nervous

alrighty ill see you guys when you all wake up

jojo out

look at this!...im updating my live journal like a mofo...haha mofo...where did that word go

well i just got back from playing squash with Siovhan and all my muscles are sore..hurray for never exercising!

today started out pretty bummer, i got my Psych results back and both Fatlyn and I were pretty distraught, DISTRAUGHT I SAY, please give us candy if you see us, it will lessen the sting of poor grades ... Cayley's mom is visiting which is cool, i really want my mom to visit and possibly bring my dog. Thats kindof what i want right now...a hug from mom...*tear *sigh

garth phoned last night at 1:30am ... why? oh "just because" i dont know about that boy

okay thats all for now, too bad this livejournal update is feeble, watch out for the next update...it'll be CRAZY

jojo out

hi cayley and elise!

well i just got back from dodgeball where i found my true inner talent...dodging, it was pretty freaking sweet

i also got back from downtown where i got probed by the old lady. oh by the way, elise, i think you're the sensible nurse, maybe Siovhan can be Clamidia, and ruth Gonorrehia (she can learn how to spell it herself since that is now her superhero identity) i am Speculum girl and Cayley, the leader of us all in Pap Smear Girl, she will lead the way, just like that little boy did in Sky High the movie. OH right Dia is the Vagina because shes so cool.... ya..

Okay but i thought up a premise for our adventures...we can fight against the evil Penii (plural for Penis) who can be the Penis?...Adam? ..... oooooooorrrrr Candis? okay so Candis is the evil Penii...but dont tell her

jojo out

i just wrote one up and then i quit my internet by accident...owell i have time to redo it, its not like i have 4 midterms coming up or anything

hi cayley and elise...sup foos

band: Rolling Stones
are you male or female: She's a Rainbow
describe yourself: Emotional Rescue
how do people see you: Beast of Burden (ha?)
how do you feel about yourself: Wild Horses
describe what you want to be: Satisfaction coughpeelingpaintcough
describe where you want to be: Gimme Shelter
describe how you live: You Can't Always Get What You Want
describe how you love: Lets Spend the Night Together
words of wisdom: Time in on my Side

okay im bored...plus this is fun

band: Hot Hot Heat
are you male or female: Ladies and Gentlemen
describe yourself: No, Not Now
how do people see you: Soldier in a Box
how do you feel about yourself: Elevator
describe what you want to be: Middle of Nowhere
describe where you want to be: This Town // Island of the Honest Man // In Cairo
describe how you live: Le Le Low
describe how you love: Touch You, Touch You
words of wisdom: Talk to Me, Dance with Me

its funny cause i have done no work today...woo

hey cayley? are you and tim going to lunch tomorrow? is three a crowd? hmm?

okay thats all, peace

hi guys what's up, im just sitting in my room eating my lucky charms. Fortunately i've left all the marshmallows for the end, im so excited. Tim just left for his shuttle back to vanier. At one point i went to the bathroom and came back to find him writing weird things to my brother as in "hey sexy" hmm...awkward.

Speaking of awkward...i went down to the caf to get tea at like 4:30 and jordan came up behind me in line for the till but i didnt notice...i was holding tea and i turned around really quickly because i forgot to get smarties and i spilt tea all over me and i dont know what he was saying because i was concentrated on the burning sensation down my whole front but he passed me napkins and i basically felt like throwing myself off a tall building.

hurray

later neighbours

Okay live journal is freaking confusing

my lips are on fire...hmm fuck

hi cayley and elise!

jojo out

hi im joanna, i like to smile